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If you’re new here, you probably should read this.

This site is a place to vent my frustrations, to share my thoughts, to express more of my creativity and just generally let out some of the, hopefully, more interesting things running around inside my head. Some of it may be pretty damn personal. Some of it may be more than a little profane. Hell, I may even get a little explicit and possibly a little more sexually frank than people under the age of eighteen or over the age of seventy may be comfortable seeing. So, go ahead and consider that a warning, not really an enticement to dig deep for salacious details.

Everything on the site is my opinion, thought, feeling, creation, or work, except where otherwise noted. Oh, well, except for any comments written by others, which are their opinions, etc. I have strong opinions, thoughts and feelings. At times, you may not agree with these things, or how I choose to express them. That’s okay. What’s not okay, however, is pissing and moaning about my thoughts, opinions, or feelings. I don’t have time for your bullshit. Seriously.

Your being offended is not a reason for me to stop writing as I choose. In fact, I may just find it encouraging that I’ve stirred up some emotions in you. It’s how I am. I am not, however, necessarily fair, nice, kind or patient with idiots, so you may want to take that into consideration before expressing your own strong opinions in the comments. And, yes, I do read the comments and participate in the comment threads.

I run this site how I want. You do not get to tell me how to run it the way you would prefer. If you try to suggest that you do, I may be rude to you. Possibly, I will use profanity or, worse yet, Latin. I don’t do it often, but it’s been known to happen.

So, what? You have something you need to say to me that’s not for public consumption? Then, e-mail me here at me at jkhoffman dot com.

Any links to sites selling any reviewed item, including but not limited to Amazon, may be affiliate links which will pay me some tiny bit of money if used to purchase the item, but this site does no paid reviews and all opinions are my own.