So, here we are, the first day of a brand, new year!
Honestly, it’s a pretty arbitrary demarcation of time. I mean, it doesn’t even really sync up with any significant natural phenomena, like a solstice or anything. So, really, the whole idea of a “new year’s resolution” is pretty random. What’s so special about the “new year” and why make resolutions about it? Still, you know most of us do it, to some degree or another, even me. This year, I’m going to try and journal more, as I mentioned in my annual birthday missive. But, maybe you want something more fun to resolve this year? Well, luckily, I have another annual ritual around here. Yes, that’s right, it’s time again for me to shill my Amazing New Year’s Resolution Generator!
Hey, don’t scoff! One year Comedy Central linked to that!
Well, anyway, it tends to be heavily slanted toward kissing strangers and drinking tequila, so it’s not so much a New Year’s Resolution generator as it is a mischief generator, but it’s still free and something to do while you drink on New Year’s Day while you nurse your hangover.
Have a great new year, y’all!